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Extract from ‘Captain Nice Meets The Fin’
WOODY:
Sharon! My love, my sliver of moonlight, my winged wonder.
CAPTAIN NICE:
Woody, Sharon is a fish and she’s gone back to sea. Two solid years of counseling has taught you nothing.
GRANITE RETURNS FROM THE GALLEY WITH A BUCKET.
GRANITE:
Get yer’ self a woman. Fishy! Fishy! Fishy! |
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Extract from ‘Location, Location, My Kid is Fat’
KRISTY:
Welcome to Location, Location, My Kid is Fat. My Name is Kristy McBuxom. Here we are in the charming village of Hemel Hempstead in Hertfordshire. I’m here to help Joyce find a home for her son Philip. Joyce when did you notice Philip had grown enough blubber to build his own whale?
JOYCE:
When Philip was swimming off the coast of Corsica, last summer, and he was declared independent. |
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Extract from Total 4
SCENE 3 INT/NIGHT 1 A ROUND ROOM
BATHED IN RED LIGHT Rich and Jake sit on the settee reading lad magazines.
RICH:
Thanks.
The room is bathed in red light.
RICH:
(very tetchy) I asked you very nicely...
The room ‘whites out’ again.
RICH:
Thanks. |
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